Thursday, November 24, 2016
In the interest of safety—and because how often can you see William Shatner rap and burn?—I bring to you this Thanksgiving Public Service Announcement for those who live to deep fry their bird.
Worth reiterating the final line: “Fire, metal, oil, and turkey are glorious in harmony but their power is unrelenting in careless hands.”
Be safe, my friends, and avoid turkey fryer fire. And Happy Thanksgiving!